Thursday, 15 January 2009

16 Hours WELL SPENT.


Matsumoto Jun you are a sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy bitch.

I'm sorry to say this. But you are.

Roflamo, if anyone who knows me saw me say that, their whole image of me would be completely ruined. But you know, I am never one to shy away from pure and unadulterated fact.

You are even more of a sexy biznatch when you're rich, in new york, speaking english and totally and completely, one hundred percent passionately in love.

I have just spent the last day and a half watching the second season of Hana Yori Dango and the Hana Yori Dango Movie Final.

This shit is epic. This is HUGE. This is, the official love of my life. I love this series to death. I cannot ennumerate to you how much I am loving this series right now, I am obsessed with it. I cannot help myself. I love it. I would die with this thing, put it in my coffin, will you? Okay, I'll divide this into two posts since, as I said, this shit is EPIC. First, series two.

First reaction: WHOA.

JUST. WHOA.

SERIES TWO. WOW.

The first series was so funny, it was hilarious! This one isn't as funny but hell, it's more gut-wrenchingly heartbreaking, it REDEFINES ANGST. It begins from when Domyouji left for New York to discover who he was, to be "The Almighty Domyouji Tsukasa, heir to the Domyouji Financial Group." He has lost contact with Makino and the F4, so she decides to go to New York and see him.

ROFLMAO. They reunite at a hotdog stand OMG HE IS WAAAAAAAAYYYY HOTTER than before. Holy shit, New York did that boy some GOOOOD. In any case, he was there wearing these Tom Cruise Top Gun sunglasses and I was like D: *drool* and it was awkward and gosh, I was just so.... waaahhh....Okay to sum it all up, how I was feeling was so conflicted.

I sort of understood where he was coming from (it is HIGHLY ambiguous at this point) however, even though I was such a Domyouji/Makino fan, I felt like saying to Makino: Leave him! He's being a jackass! Go with Rui, the kind guy who loves you. (But of course, she doesn't need a kind guy who loves her, she needs Domyouji Tsukasa)Of course, I didn't really want her to be with Rui, I just wanted her to do SOMETHING that would make Tsukasa jealous, realise his feelings and then rush back to Japan to fall madly in love with her AGAIN. GAH. They're so stubborn those two! But then I started crying when Tsukasa's sister saved her from these evil guys (pathetic runts) then she ran after her car confessing that no matter how hard she's tried to forget him, no matter what she tries, everytime she really thinks she can get over him she feels awful because she's lying to her heart and she's betraying him and in her words: "I really...really...really...really...really...love him. I love him!" And she's crying and I'M Crying and faaahh.

Okay. whoosh. back to reality.

THEN. Tsukasa's MOTHER THAT EVIL WITCH (Back then, she was) goes and engages Tsukasa to Shigeru in front of her! GAAAAHH. And Shigeru is pretty annoying, very optimistic cheerful and vivacious, sort of like Makino at first - so YOU CAN'T HATE HER. DESPITE THE FACT THAT SHE DOES EVERYTHING TO STEAL TSUKASA AWAY. THEN RUI COMES ALONG AND KISSES MAKINO CONFESSING THAT HE HAS *SERIOUS* FEELINGS FOR MAKINO. THEN OMG NOOOOOO!!!!

What's worse is that if Tsukasa doesn't marry Shigeru then their companies won't merge and the Domyouji Group - richest greatest corporation in Japan - will be bankrupt and so will the Japanese economy and Domyouji knows this. That lives will be at stake that people's livelihoods and families will be affected so he forces himself to try to like Shugeru but he can't because he's still terribly in love with Makino and ...andd....and... this is a terribly long sentence. And you can't hate Rui because. Well, he's RUI.

In the end, Makino and Domyouji know that they love each other but are still too afraid to admit it because of all other factors involved. Then Domyouji discovers Rui's feelings and Rui is his best friend, and he's conflicted and he doesn't know what to do because Rui screams at him about how he's being such an indecisive jackass with his life and he gets angry because all those words are true and poor Domyouji needs to release all this pressure and stress and pent up angst so what does he do? He does what Domyouji Tsukasa does:

He beats the shit out of everybody and completely destroys the ENTIRE HALL.

Now Makino's wondering if she should give up Domyouji for Rui because it's easier and would hurt less people to be with him. THAT'S NOT A FUCKING REASON! I DONT CARE ABOUT SHIGERU OR THE ECONOMY! I DONT CARE.

In any case, Makino catches Shigeru fully trying to have sex with Tsukasa and she runs away *he's oblivious to all* and Shigeru tells her that they had sex although he pushed her off. But its good she doesn't believe it. Then Domyouji FINALLY BECOMES A MAN AND BREAKS UP WITH SHIGERU AND INTENDS TO DO SO BUT STILL KEEP THE MERGER IN TACT. HOWEVER, SHIGERU, WHO FINALLY REALISES DOMYOUJI'S HAPPINESS BREAKS OFF THE WEDDING AND TELLS HER PARENTS TO STILL GO ON WITH THE MERGER. SHE'S A LYING MOTHERFUCKING DUPLICITOUS BITCH.... BUT BY GOD YOU HAVE TO LOVE HER FOR HER NOBILITY. Thanks for being such a great sport. THE CHANGE IN DOMYOUJI IS UNBELIEVABLE!

AENAITSUNO!

ANYWAY. THEN HE GOES TO RUI'S HOUSE AND IN ORDER TO SAVE THEIR FRIENDSHIP GOES DOWN ON HIS FREAKING HANDS AND KNEES AND BEGS. BEGS. HE THE ALMIGHTY DOMOYOUJI TSUKASA WHO HAS NEVER APOLOGISED (well once, to Makino) IN HIS LIFE, THE PROUDEST MOST ARROGANT MAN ON EARTH IS ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES BEGGING FOR RUI TO GIVE UP ON MAKINO. MY GOD DOMYOUJI LOVES HER.

So now with Rui and Shigeru out of the way, they can be together. WRONG! The merger with Shigeru's family fails and the Domyouji group is going down the drain and because Domyouji chose to be with Makino his mum disowns him and cuts off all his money, so now he's poor BUT HE DOESN'T CARE. THIS SPPOILED RICH BRAT GAVE UP EVERYTHING, HIS LIFESTYLE, HIS LIFE FOR THE ONE HE LOVES. HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT BEING POOR, HE JUST KNOWS WITH ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY THAT THEY'RE MEANT TO BE AND SHOULD SPEND THEIR LIVES TOGETHER.

IN ANY CASE. He says this to her, but DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID! THEY GO ON ONE DATE, RIGHT BUT THEN SHE BREAKS UP WITH HIM. MAKINO! I DID NOT GO THROUGH ALL THAT HEARTACHE AND CRYING FOR YOU TO GIVE UP ON HIM NOW, YOU BITCH! But seriously, you totally see where she's coming from. Because he's with Makino, Japan's entire economy is down the drain, their company is going bankrupt and thousands of lives are affected. So she ends it to end the suffering. So now THEY'RE SUFERING.

A-FREAKING-GAIN.

Now she's dirt poor and living in a fishing village where she meets this company owner who invented this great computer thing. She convinces him not to commit suicide and rebuild his company and they become great friends. Then Tsukasa comes to claim Makino back syaing: (omg)

"I'm not Domyouji Tsukasa anymore, I was disowned and now have nothing. I'm just a guy here to see the woman he's in love with."

Then what do those bloody villagers do! THEY FUCKING ACCIDENTALLY PUSH HIM OFF A CLIFF CAUSING HIM TO HIT HIS HEAD, HAVE MEMORY LOSS AND NOW HE CAN'T REMEMBER MAKINO AT ALL. THANKS GUYS. IDIOTS..

Anyway so at the hospital this Nurse bitch pretends to be Makino because he starts to get his memories back about the girl he was in love with and that nurse bitch pretends but he knows deep down inside because the domyouji/makino bond is "meant to be" ANYWAY. SO LIVE/DEATH SITUATION OCCURS AND HE EXPERIENCE DEJAVU AND HE REMEMBERS WHO SHE IS!!! YAY!!!

LAST EP. THIS WAS. ANYWAY.

THE PROPOSAL. OMG.

He proposes at the prom of after her graduation.

ONLY.

She rocks up late and its over and it's dark. wait here:

: dana. de3h - anata mo watashi mo POCKY! says:
After their graduation ceremony is the "prom" but due to car trouble she came late and the prom was already over. She steps into the hall and it's all dark except for one spotlight on him. he's like "You're late! Why aren't you wearing the dress I bought you?" and they talk a bit in the dark, then he asks he proposes! He holds out his hand and she takes it then all of a sudden the lights come on
.: dana. de3h - anata mo watashi mo POCKY! says:
and the auditorium is actually full and those shiny confetti stuff starts raining down on them and everyone is cheering and mexican waving and he sweeps her up off her feet and carries her and everyone they know is there to congratulate them and then they start to dance, because he's always wanted to dance with her at prom....



NOW OMG

THAT WAS SO GOOD, I HAVE BEEN ON AN EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER RIDE.

14 HOURS OF GOODNESS.

10 HOURS OF CRYING. OMG IT WAS SO GOOD. BETTER THAN GOOD

RESPLENDENT

WONDERFUL

SUPERFLUOUS

BEYOND THIS WORLD

I LOVE THEM

omg i forgot to mention that Domyouji's mum finally accepts Makino because she saved the company and got them on top again because the computer guy she convinced not to commit suicide actually had a breakthrough invention that the domyouji group invested in and he chose to work with the domyouji group because of Makino so she saved everything and everyone and everything is all good. GO WOMAN POWER!

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