Positively disgusted

I am positively disgusted with my religion teacher.

Absolutely. I know she's unavailable to teach, I understand that completely however how dare she feed us with such illiterate notes blatantly plagiarised from an unreliably illiterate source. It's disgusting.

The notes she handed us with in religion, and the question that she gave us to complete were so gramatically erroneous, I wanted vomit in my mouth. I was so disgusted. She's so hypocritical, advising us that referring to the Aboriginal people as "Aborigines" was incorrect and potentially crude and offensive. Well, what does she do? She gives a question that requires us to include the phrase, "Torres Strait Islander," and she OBVIOUSLY has difficulty with her basic grammar and homophones (a skill learned in the third grade, may I add) as she had incorrectly spelled Torres Strait, as STRAIGHT. Once, I can excuse, but she did it, several times.

Also the notes handed to us were blatantly plagiarised as it had included evidence of her copy and pasting. The random phrase of "and mountains" just came out of nowhere, pertaining to no real sentence or statement, her formatting skills are incredibly under par as she evidently can't hit the enter button correctly.

I am absolutely disgusted.

How dare she provide us with such illiterate documents in the name of EDUCATION? EDUCATION FOR GOD'S SAKE. The level of grammatical incorrectness completely astounded me. There was this sentence which was so illiterate, garbled and gramatically incorrect that it left me completely incredulous. It was as though she had just yanked two sentences completely unrelated to each other from different texts and smashed them together to form an erroneous, illiterate and completely gramatically incorrect car crash. SUCH INCOMPETENCE! UNBELIEVEABLE.

I was so disgusted. I don't know how many times I can say that but at the moment I am simply too tired to rant any further. My lethargy has limited my eloquency and locution, and I am therefore unable to express my deep, deep and extreme disgust at the pathetic farcical travesty - no, TRAGEDY. THIS IS A TRAGEDY to the name of education everywhere - that, that woman deigns to call methods of education.

Inadvertently, she has just exacerbated my feelings of grave, grave dislike for her. She has given me another reason to intensely, intensely despise - ok enough of this euphemistic crap. I HATE HER and her erroneous puss-filled mire she calls notes, that cess pool of shit. I hate her sickeningly sweet perfume and that stupid air freshener she uses. IT PUTRIFIES THE AIRWAVES WITH ITS SICKENING SWEETNESS. Such a fetid, repugnant odour.

She has heinously and egregiously failed to uphold the levels of literacy, most especially grammatical-correctness that the position as a 1st class educator demands from her. I am disappointed.

Damn sanctimonious bitch.

Until next time -

- deeh xox