Saturday, 10 November 2007

School Certificate.



The English paper is AN ABSOLUTE TRAVESTY.

TRAVESTY.

A LAUGHABLE TRAVESTY. I ventured off to the bored, ahem sorry - BOARD of studies website to do practice English papers. Um, hello? Why is that multiple choice so bloody simple! That's basic comprehension! That isn't an English exam. That's a laughable travesty. We're not simpletons you jackasses! I must digress. I'm used to writing an average of 18 pages per exam, so I'm alright with that. Maybe I should just concentrate on the writing task. I should study, I can't be acquiring deplorable habits now. I'm doing my English HSC next year!

OK. I'm over it.

What I'm not over though is my parents. They full put all this pressure on me to study and do well, and just when I'm at the point of degrading my health to do so they turn around and be concerned. Oh yeah. RIGHT. My school cert is in less than two fucking days, they say they're concerned about me and my future - THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT MY SCHOOL CERT WAS ON! "Oh already?" Yes already! So instead of studying, what do I spend my weekend doing?? Cleaning the bloody house! She cleaned my room. NO ONE TOUCHES MY ROOM. NO ONE. I don't know how many times I have to stress this to them. NO ONE. I swear and now that she completely rearranged the contents of my room, I have no idea where all my study notes have gone, or the passed papers I have or my study book! THANKS. GREAT HELP. I'll go to the bathroom and slash my wrists! GOSH!

Thanks for helping me study for my school certificate! Like hell I'm going to write all those notes up again. That took me over a week. LIKE HELL. Jeez, now I have to spen even more time looking for them. What a waste.

On to other matters. I'm kind of getting over hip-boy now. I need to move on with my life, focus on things that distract me. AKA. School Cert, formal and buying a top for my catwoman outfit. Man I got close to actually getting somewhere. Ah well. There's always one's imagination. I wouldn't be a teenager if I didn't engage in some unscrupulous activity.

I don't know, can't think of anything else to write. If there's a female version of "bros before hoes" then someone please tell me.

SHIMATTA! NEMURI DAYO!

Don't know what else to write. I'll catch ya later.

Until next time -

- deeh. xox

PS. I'LL MAKE HIM SEE WHAT HE'S MISISNG OUT ON!!!!! LOL. I'm not gonna be depressed about this, honestly. Independent women!! :D

1 comment:

RAZ - keepin' dreams afloat said...

Sup??

You put forth a question, wondering if there was a female version of “bros before hoes my dear there is; “sisters before misters”. Share that with your friends, you seem like a close knit group.

I want to be there to see his jaw drop. Picture it! His jaw drops and there we are smirking evilly and whispering in that tone of voice; "O, How the mighty have fallen". Now don't get me wrong I never thought he was mighty.

I wonder about your comment, "Slash my wrists". You didn't mean that right? I mean i have read your other blog, 'Corner of Obsessions' right? I think you place too much emphasis on your intelligence. Haven’t your friends told you that there is more important things in life? De3h you have more things going for you. In your, shall I call it snap shots? You look gorgeous, and that with out the party get up.

Sigh, I have to go, lunch you know. Haven’t eaten properly in ages. Stuff

Remember YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL PERSON INSIDE AND OUT

Take Care and good luck in your school certificate