HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY LORRAINE! YOUR PARTY WAS AWESOME-O!
WOW did I get HIGH.
I was like drunk on slabs of chocolate and sprite. Unbelievably so, Coke had nothing to do with it. I was pointing to the floor with slurred speech and rhyming Anna's name with mine, even though they have different pronunciations. Okay, that last one was a dare, but it was funny though.
AT LEAST I DIDN'T HAVE TO PRETEND TO GIVE BIRTH TO A BANANA!
Anyhoo.
Yes. We all got high, especially as we played twister. Misha's ass was up in the air, to which Dyz commented "It's like an Ashanti video" LOL. Lana's ass was in my face and I exposed an unseemly amount of leg. Ok. It was practically all of it. Thank GOD the blinds were closed, especially with our awkward positions and Jelly proposing sex to Nirasha.
LOL nirahsa's serenade "Mr. G our children will be sexy!"
Gosh, thinking back on it, I WAS high.
I know I keep saying that but seriously. I was strutting to "Hey Big Spender" and random 70's songs in my heels. I pretended to be blonde. I shimmied in the dark. I was vivacious to the point that Dyz swore to reveal this side of me to the Asian Adonis. <---- for he only is aware of the nerdy, quiet studious side of me. Not the high, outgoing 'raunchy' side. The side I only reveal at parties with friends without the parentals. Misha broke a chandelier, Jess willingly dirty danced (never mind that she squealed and ran away afterwards), Dyz gave birth to a Banana, Nush proclaimed her undying love for Grumble, Lana wanted some "Ice ice curry," jelly proposed sex and Lorraine turned sixteen.
Wow. What lives we lead.
I am totally having a 16th birthday party.
P.S. OMG DYZ. THEY DID SOMETHING TO HIS EYEBROWS. ROBERT PATTINSON! THE OFFICIALLY RELEASED PICTURES OF THE CULLENS HAS BEEN RELEASED. ALL DRESSED UP ETC.
Until next time -
- deeh xox
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