"Wait. Do I have sex god genes then?"

OMG I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT TIM KNOWS ASIAN ADONIS AND HAS HIS NUMBER.

OMFG.

Anyway I was having this delightful conversation with dyz today about inter-racial... erm, relations due to my discovery of my ancestral heritage. Not only am I part Spanish, I am part Italian. Cool.

Anyway, here goes, hope you can decipher:

.: de3h - : Epiphany: ? assessments yo. says:
so its like filo, chinese, italian, spanish, thai, white?
.: de3h - : Epiphany: ? assessments yo. says:
how would the children look?
dyz; JERKFACE_ - bourgeois says:
HOT AS
.: de3h - : Epiphany: ? assessments yo. says:
lets hope they have their father's genes
.: de3h - : Epiphany: ? assessments yo. says:
lol
dyz; JERKFACE_ - bourgeois says:
hot, terrific at sex, good cooks and long stunnig legs.
dyz; JERKFACE_ - bourgeois says:
gorgeous silky hair
.: de3h - : Epiphany: ? assessments yo. says:
ROFLMAO
.: de3h - : Epiphany: ? assessments yo. says:
it'd be like silky and curly at the same time
.: de3h - : Epiphany: ? assessments yo. says:
terrific at sex?
dyz; JERKFACE_ - bourgeois says:
they;; be ing. it'll be like toothing for them
.: de3h - : Epiphany: ? assessments yo. says:
my children will be sex gods?
dyz; JERKFACE_ - bourgeois says:
yes
dyz; JERKFACE_ - bourgeois says:
its withthe spnsih blod
dyz; JERKFACE_ - bourgeois says:
you rmemarber the vmacprie
.: de3h - : Epiphany: ? assessments yo. says:
LOL cause we're assuming that their father is a sex god? Oh yes, bonds of blood
.: de3h - : Epiphany: ? assessments yo. says:
wait. do I have sex god genes then?
dyz; JERKFACE_ - bourgeois says:
you have the hips and the bOOOOBLES
dyz; JERKFACE_ - bourgeois says:
your kids are going ot LOOOOOOVE you
.: de3h - : Epiphany: ? assessments yo. says:
Twins
.: de3h - : Epiphany: ? assessments yo. says:
LOL.
the question of the day. "Wait, do I have sex god genes then?

EDIT: Dyanne apologises profusely for the spelling errors for if I recall, it is 12:24am and she has received a grand total of 10 hours sleep in the past three days with no caffeinated drinks.