Moral high-ground

I really despise the way my brother thinks himself so superior and supreme, as though he'd had some sort of immaculate conception like he's God or something. Everytime I do something wrong or make a human mistake he takes the moral high-ground and acquires this holier-than-thou attitude, as though he were the Messiah telling me that I'm a sinner. Yeah, I know I made a mistake, I'm kicking myself now. I seriously don't need another lecture by a hypocrit. For example, for the past month or so I've lost the cable to my mp3 player so I can't charge the battery, ergo it's been rendered useless. It was right next to the computer and then he has to go "clean" up the place. I bet he wasn't even looking where the hell he put things!! The next day after he had "cleaned" I go to charge my mp3 player and I can't find it. 6 weeks later I find it at the bottom of my brother's toy box. Excitedly I relate the discovery to him and he says in that flippant tone of his, "Have you learned your lesson? Always keep your things neat and organised." Yeah I've learned my lesson you EFFING HYPOCRIT. OK, I lent my only pair of scissors and glue to him three weeks ago and I still haven't got them back. Last week (JEEZ THE NERVE OF HIM!) he asks if he can borrow my glue and scissors. I tell him that I still haven't got them back from him and he replies "oh whoops, sorry." And laughs like its nothing. I happen to need them for school you dolt!! Keep my belongings neat and organised, hmmm? Look at the state of my room compared to yours, you effing hypocrit. Mine is neat and organised and yours is a desolate bomb site.

And whenever I tell him something, he never remembers (like anything I say is ever significant to my family these days)and so continually asks me questions, probing me for answers when he should already know them!! I mean if I don't wanna tell you then back the hell off! I'll write an effing autobiography then there. READ IT. I'm pretty sure you won't anyway. Gosh!! It's as though I'm such a lowly sinner compared to him, oh let's all bow down to the holier-than-thou egotistical, self-deluded male who I ashamedly call my brother!!! SOR-REE I WAS EVER BORN! (That was so emo) Sor-effing-ree that I make mistakes (like every bloody human being does!), sorry I don't like to be lectured every single bloody day by a bloody hypocrit no less! I'm tired of it! Would you please stop lecturing me like you're so much better? Jeez, we're only two years apart and you're acting like you're my life mentor or something...BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER YOURSELF!