Past Three Days

The past three days...

Thursday was a highly entertaining day! I received my awards and everything, yeah ok I don’t really want to discuss things that have the tendency to depress me. It was nice, despite that I was hyperventilating as badly as I was before I stepped precariously onto that damn flying saucer. What happened afterwards is what is interesting where subsequent to departing from our regular mode of transportation (I’m being deliberately difficult here for dyz’s benefit) there came her shining Adonis (the second lovely on our very, very short list of Blacktown pretty guys) leaping into our vision with a surprised “oh, hi!” that left her hyperventilating into her coke can. Oh, dyz – it’s so adorable. Rofl. It took several minutes and about three dozen “Those type of things just don’t happen!” to calm her down.

I know how you feel, honey.

Formal preparation was incredibly enjoyable though. Dying dyz’s hair purple was fun! It felt all squigy and I acquired TWILIGHT! Thank you now I am obsessed and if I don’t get the second book I think I will explode out of my skin and die! I finished it early this morning, because I wouldn’t allow myself to sleep any longer, or I seriously would die... EDWARD CULLEN!!! *ahem* ok. He’s the only character that has managed to snake his way higher on my “sexy, pale, vampirish, rich fictitious character” list which comprised solely of Draco Malfoy, and now he has been ousted. My apologies, my dear lovely Draco, I will forever love you in my rabid fangirlness yet the fandom you simply can’t outrun the scores of perfection that Edward exudes...

I digress. We shall discuss more of Edward further on. (Oh the pain, I want to obsess like I usually do, however I am deviating from my original point. I must not be led astray by my fangirlish desires...)

EDWARD!!!!!!!

Ok. It’s out of my system.

Now, where was I before I was lusciously interrupted by the thoughts of Edw – don’t even say, I mean type his name! It will distract me. Righto, now ah yes, formal preparation. I was chucking *ahem* applying all this make up to my face and my eyes took me a bloody hour. It was fun though, the traffic was atrocious and unbearable – in a nutshell: Tim has the sense of direction of a blind, deaf and dumb man. Brilliant. Yet once we were there it was amazing how everyone arrived so magnificent and pretty, and I could gush further but basically all you need to know is: it was gun! Yes, I said the word gun. Lana and Asian Adonis have influenced my vocabulary, I am now reduced to single-syllabled adjectives. ‘Gun,’ er, yes. It was fun, with all the dancing and photo taking and everyone looking gorgeous, and me getting friendly with the wall as jelly got friendly with the microphone stand. LOL. Yes it was fun.

BUT HOW CUTE WERE JESS AND JOSH??? *squeal with glee!!!*

Although those slow songs did make me, a single gal feel somewhat emo (even doza was dancing with someone!) it was awesome. Afterwards eating maccas with Lana, Lo, Dyz, Harridot and Aaron they all began laughing at me because of my lack of “supportive material” and it being cold, damning uncontrollable bodily functions in reaction to the cold and the fact that I hadn’t considered that glaring fact when I ordered ice cream.

EDWARD!!!! (Ok. It’s out of my system) <- - - apparently not.

LOL LORRAINE JUMPED INTO SOMEONE ELSE’S CAR!!!! ROFL YOU ARE NOT LIVING THAT DOWN.

Hey it was fun, watching movies, eating pizza and chocolate at 2am, watching Channing Tatum with a tampon stuck up his nose...LOL all we did that day was lounge around the TV and then I went home to read twilight!!!! NOW I CAN TALK ABOUT EDWARD AND BELLA AND HOW MUCH I AM LOVING THIS BOOK.

YES IT IS ALL CLEAR TO ME NOW WHY EVERYONE BLOODY OBSESSES ABOUT IT!!!!

DYZ I NOW UNDERSTAND WHY ROBERT PATTINSON WILL NEVER BE EDWARD. Personally, I don’t think any man on earth is sexy enough to the sexual allure of a suave, so incredibly melt my heart old world chivalrous, ranga Vampire to play Edward Cullen. There are no words for him... not even “Wow” does it. He’s beyond human description. I don’t even want there to be fanfiction of him because I don’t think anyone but his original creator could EVER recreate the “dazzling” perfection that exudes from Edward Cullen.

You people... you did not do him justice. When you said “so hot” or “beyond this world hot” that doesn’t suffice! There are no words for him! He’s superfluous to any description!

I really need to shut up about him now. But what’s hottest of all...he’s in love! I think a guy in love is pretty sexy, so is fatherhood – but that must be left to another topic of discussion.

I should shut up now!

LOL today at schoenstatt was awesome! Carrying the cross and icon again! Seeing old friends again! GOING ON VATICAN TV!!! INTERVIEW WITH A WOMAN FROM THE VATICAN!! SINGING ON CAMERA!! WEARING OUR NEW T-SHIRTS!

And of course enduring the blatant attempts at “flirting” if that is what it was.

I refuse to dwell further on that confused individual.

ROFLMAO! THE MOST FKN RANDOMEST THING – ROB: “I GOT A FLY STUCK IN MY EYE!!”

FTW DUDE.

LOL catch ya later people. Until next time my lovelies-

- Deeh xox

P.S MUST GET A COPY OF NEW MOON!!!!! IF I DON’T I WILL DIE!! I’M DYING HERE!! WELL, until I do, I’ll just reread twilight over and over again for a regular dose of Edward goodness.

HALT! WTF I ALMOST FORGOT TO SAY THIS!! DYZ! I SAW ADONIS IN A FORMAL PHOTO!! HE WAS WEARING A VEST!!!! *collapsed and died*