My immediate response to that bloody 'Flying Saucer' ride turning vertical. We went to the Luna Park excursion today! It was awesome, although in the morning we did feel like such morons because we were in uniform and the rest of the school was granted a mufti day. We had the better end of the bargain I guess.
A shout out to our named trees: 'Apotheosis,' 'Jimmeh' and 'Stella.' Yup we own those trees.
Ok now, let's just get this straight. Lo and Dyz, I permitted you to force me on any ride and yet little did I know at that time that I was to face that bloody 'Flying Saucer' UFO shit, ok? I made an uninformed decision - so I take it back!!!!! For all of you who are unaware as to what my relation is to the Flying Saucer thing is, I shall recount my minutes of SHEER UNADULTERATED TERROR!!!
You've all heard of that round thing that keeps spinning eh? I saw it on the Simpsons, in the episode where Bart and Lisa are spitting at each other. ANYWAY. I freaked out when they all said we were riding it. You're all like "Come one deeh, it'll be fun" Suuuuuuurrre. It'll be fun. SURE. So I made the split second decision to step outside my comfort zone and took a chance. I was whimpering and regretting my decision immediately while we were in the stairwell, ah what I didn't know lay before me. I was worried and freaking out, and that was just when I thought thing was only HORIZONTAL and tilting.
BUT OMFG!!
We were like two metres away from the gate thingy and that's when I saw the ride go freaking VERTICAL. You spin, and you spin f***ing VERTICAL. Here was my reaction:
"OMG IT GOES VERTICAL??!!!! VERTICAL!!!?? YOU DIDN'T FUCKING TELL ME IT GOES FUCKING VERTICAL!!!!! IT GOES FUCKING VERTICAL!!! OHHHH MY GOD. OHHH MY GOSH... OH MY... *incoherent babbling* *loud, excessive whimpering* *Hyperventilation* Oh myGod. OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD. WHY THE F*CK DIDN'T YOU TELL ME IT GOES F*CKING VERTICAL!!!! I HATE YOU!! I HATE ALL OF YOU!!! Oh god...."
It was at that point, Jelly kindly intervened and grabbed my hand, clasping it firmly. I calmed down a little, and that was only because I, being a person of duty, decided to accept the inevitable. Yet I was still hyperventilating. It so happened, only five minutes I was there bounding towards the ride and whimpering as I waited for it to begin. LOL when it started (it wass still slow) I was just like "AH! - AH! - AH! - AH!" and Doza was like, "Relax Dana, nothing's happened."
Of course in movies, when they say something along those lines the great irony is, is that it always does happen. So yeah, we picked up speed. I screamed the entire way and I was so sure I looked Greg in the eyes. Greg. Yes. Greg. He's the name of the Grim Reaper in 'Conker's Bad Fur Day.' One of my favourite Nintendo 64 games EVER! Yeah, coz I'm old school like that. So hyperbolically I stared at death in the eyes. Actually my eyes were closed 99% of the time, I only opened them at highly unfortunate moments. URGH. I screamed, cried, wailed - oh Lord did I WAIL - and swore.
Well, of course as most terrifying moments do, it ended and I almost collapsed afterwards. My feet were wobbly, especially my left one as the right one had dislodged and I was on one foot half the time. Well it ended, some were smiling, some were relieved and I was whimpering. You know, I was actually marveling at my own strenght really, never had I ever held onto something for dear life before. It was vice-like. I can now FULLY appreciate the term "hanging on for dear life." Ok so I'm vascillating out the ride, wiping my eyes whilst attempting to be composed (didn't work obviously) as I was whimpering and wailing silently so for my benefit we rode the Merry-Go-round to calm me down. Yeah! That's my chicken, I rode a chicken while everyone rode a horse.... hmmm... then we went on that Freaky-Mouse-thing rollercoaster thingo. It was a lot scarier than it looked.
I AM A GOOD BUMPER CAR DRIVER. I figured that out today. But there was this annoying as hell Mitchell guy, who although wasn't in my batch, him and his friends were pissing everyone off. He was purposely ramming into people and hitting the crap out of them, now if he did that to me I would've said, "If you want to get banged so much, get a girlfriend!" That would've been cool. It was awesome, I was full driving with one hand. Wohoo!! They had this delightful mango ice cream. Awesome.
WE WENT TO CAPITOL! LOLS. I was pissed off at Mr. Johnno for saying I was uncool but I can say one of two things to that man, "I agree with you. I'm not cool - I'm hot" LOL. Or, "I agree with you. I'm not cool - I'm a cold hard bitch." LOL Yet I wouldn't be daring to say either because I do respect all teachers to some degree, inlcluding Grumble, despite whatever convoluted notion of civility he conducts.
Dyz! Don't you dare swing the ferris wheel again!!
I need to cut this short right now. It was an awesome day! :D
Until next time -
- deeh. xox
P.S I'M GETTING MY HAIR DONE TOMORROW!!! Dyanne!! DJ^2 YO!!
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